For an
unknown reason I attracted a lot of moths to my flame… usually to my sorrow.
Finally, I had had enough and gave them all up… but oddly, ever since I did that, I still collect men... but now they’re service men!
Right now I have a man on my roof, two gardeners coming soon, and at least three men from my wifi service who will also be on the roof.
And then there’s the mailman and the UPS driver expected today. Yesterday, it was the gopher-catching man
and the attic rat man.
And as you may recall... a good lot of these men have happened to see me naked.
Remember the unexpected pool man where I threw my back out trying to get out of the pool? And the unexpected repair man who yelled at me that he didn’t see anything! And the gardener? And the man who brought the petrol (on Sunday of all days!!) when I was out sunning myself.
I’ve just had a
thought. If I could garner one able man I wouldn’t have to have all these other men!
………….. Maybe I should re-think this man thing?
XO
Venus
