MY MOTHER'S ODD HABIT
I'm in the office and I'm getting fitted for hearing aides.
I'm at a
desk with the doctor on the other side, who is sorting out parts and pieces.
I lean conspiratorially towards her, and say, "My mother had hearing aides and one day one of them disappeared. You know, the little brown part?"
"We said 'Mom where is your other hearing aide? ' and she said casually 'Oh I ate it. I thought it was a peanut'."
The doctor doesn't even blink or comment!
I say "Don't you
think that's hysterical?"
The woman doesn't even look up, but says, "Oh, I hear that all the time."
"What!?" I say,"This happens all the time!!?"
I've been taking a survey now, and NO ONE I ask has ever eaten their hearing aide thinking it was a peanut!
Who ARE all these people who eat their hearing aides?
Why don't I know about
this?
XOXO Big Love to you...Venus
