First off there’s an old couple fighting outside about WHO will carry a medium large bottle of water, actually yanking it out of each others hands, swearing and shoving each other. I think the old man won.

Inside the grocery store I'm putting things in my basket when a youngish man tries to get my attention.

He keeps pointing to his basket.  I smile back. The fellow is very nervous and keeps poking at something in his basket.

Yep. I have dropped a few of my vegetables in his cart. I retrieve them. “So sorry.” 

A few paces later I look at him and he seems embarrassed. He has swished his little bag of vegetables into a corner in the cart and has a hand over them. 

Sure enough, I’ve turned around and put several more items in his basket! I laugh, make some inane comment and pluck them out.

He races his cart away from me. I never see him again. 

At the check stand i’m friendly with the young lady checker and beg her not to put the peach at the bottom of the bag.

As I’m leaving I hear myself say “Oh my gosh you have gorgeous teeth!”
Everyone in line peers at her teeth, looking like chickens with outstretched necks.

I race out of the store. 

I’m becoming completely out of hand with these spontaneous compliments.
 
xx Venus