WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK AND BE YOUNGER AND ROBUSTLY HEALTHY?
It’s true, I talk to the Dead…but this Miracle Tonic may keep You talking to me
in this life in good health for many long, happier, younger looking and younger being years!
Welcome Back to 1943
If you call the Tonic company here’s what you get:
Aretta, will call you back on her ancient Rotary Dial telephone. Your chat will be accompanied by loud, alien sounding persistent banging on
the phone line.
When you order your products Aretta’s friend Millie, will scurry and bundle up, tape up and ship you the Tonic and/or the ‘Wondrous’ Helena Anti-Aging Face Cream.
That’s right. There’s no slickery ‘biddness’ or Rah Rah here, no exaggerated tales, no raucous music, no flickering repetitive videos and no huckster shouting promises of almost eternal
life.
No one is trying to get you to sell the Tonic and make a fortune. They just want you to take it and feel better. You, looking a whole lot younger is a happy side effect.
I took the Tonic many years ago. After Carl Jurak, the formulator died, it
disappeared. But, wow, here it is again
and
its even better. I can feel and see it working already!
This is the Original Tonic, that contains 4 ingredients that were left out of the formula I used to drink.
